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Rob Gonsalves · HBS Monkey Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 1915

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But I wish the public could, in the midst of its pleasures, see how blatantly it is being spoon-fed, and ask for slightly better dreams.

- Iris Barry, Let's Go to the Movies, 1926
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Shoot him again. His soul is still dancing.

David Cornelius · Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:01 pm Post subject:

Hot damn, that Happening one gets me every time. Hey hey hey!

These are punchlines by Senor Tinkles himself:

Erik The Movieman · Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject:

We need these posted on the front page. Smile

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David Cornelius · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:27 am Post subject:

David Cornelius · Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject:

William Goss · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:14 am Post subject:

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Jason Whyte · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:36 am Post subject:

There's also room for Guru Pitka in that poster.
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William Goss · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:55 am Post subject:

Jason Whyte · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:11 am Post subject:

Yeah, good point, although you could still put him in there and have a thought balloon where he explains in exact detail why it's so funny.
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"I talked to Jeremy Piven on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving showbusiness to pursue a career as a thermometer." -- David Mamet

David Cornelius · Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:55 pm Post subject:

Another punchline via Mr. Tinkles:

MrTinkles · Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:43 pm Post subject:

Thanks, Dave! That makes me giggle more than it should.
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Collin Souter · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:15 am Post subject:

I have a request. I'd like to see a poster for a fake Pixar movie called Toilets. I'm picturing a cute little toilet character looking scared as a big, beefy, hairy guy stares him down (we only see this guy from behind on the very right side of the poster). Throw a tagline on there if you like.
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David Cornelius · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject:

You're a sick, sick man. I'll see what I can do.

In the meantime, punchlines by Will Goss:

Collin Souter · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:53 pm Post subject:

William Goss · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:16 pm Post subject:

Because some things are better left unexplained...

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Collin Souter · Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:13 am Post subject:

David Cornelius · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject:

Who knew?

David Cornelius · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:30 am Post subject:

William Goss · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:37 pm Post subject:

Admittedly, not one of my works:

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David Cornelius · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject:

William Goss · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject:

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David Cornelius · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:47 am Post subject:

William Goss · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:08 am Post subject:

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William Goss · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:30 am Post subject:

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William Goss · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:16 pm Post subject:

Not mine, but a thing of minor beauty...

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