"I seriously know 13 year olds that write better, no lie."
God help us all.This is weird, being my first review and all, because I enjoy basically every movie I see. I enjoy watching the story unfold and characters develop, etc. Which is why it's odd for my first review here to be for that of a God awful film, Halloween: H20.
This is the type of film that gives people hope. They see it and think "Hey, if they make something this shitty in Hollywood... maybe I can be a movie star too."
H20 has a few high points, like Janet Leigh's appearances, LL's character, and the mother of all endings, but even those really cool things don't save this piece of shit.
For one, the movie is only 80 minutes long which is hardly long enough to develop anything. Secondly, this is a "Horror Movie," yet there's nothing "horrifying" in it anywhere. This did nothing to strike fear into the hearts of small children, making them have sleepless nights. Isn't that what horror movies are all about?
I'm not that big of a guy, but in a fight, I could probably kick the shit out of Michael Myers. He did nothing in this to make me fear him, at the end I actually felt sorry for him, and that's the only emotion he brought to me. That, and getting me pissed off for having to sit through the movie.
While this movie isn't as bad as The Pest, Motorama, or Freaked, it's still very terrible and it pains me to have seen Jamie Lee Curtis on TV guaranteeing people they would enjoy this movie. Lying bitch.If you have seven dollars to waste, go buy some bullets instead.
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