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Overall Rating
2.14

Awesome: 4.05%
Worth A Look: 16.89%
Average: 10.81%
Pretty Bad: 25.68%
Total Crap42.57%

8 reviews, 100 user ratings


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"..the FX are quite good. Pity the story, dialogue and characters weren't."
2 stars

Brian DePalma has directed twenty six movies in his career, some are cinematic classics, some entertaining romps, and some barely watchable stinkers. "Scarface", "Carrie", and "The Untouchables" fit that first category, "Mission: Impossible" the second, and "Mission to Mars" easily the third.

This sci-fi drama is a real yawner, with lots of talk and overly long scenes starting with a really out of place feeling barbeque party scene. DePalma can handle action well and jumps from that into a sequence involving the fate of the first mission's crew which is easily the highlight of the whole movie - a tense 4 minute scene which has been used a lot in the trailers, and ends with one of the best onscreen deaths I've seen in a while.

After that though its all downhill from there, lots of paper thin characters talking a lot and not actually doing much. The one character with some depth is Sinise, though hasn't the subplot of the dead wife been done to death already - geez, try something new fellas. The rest of the cast is made up of solid actors giving the material more value than they're actually worth. As they get close to Mars, DePalma picks up the pace again with two quite long action sequences joined together - both are quite interesting, though the second one really went on for way too long. After that brief respite, the film really begins to sink into morbidity. There's a heck of a lot of preaching morality stuff "we're explorers" along with some questionable scientific bits, and the ending just feels weak. To give you an idea, people in the cinema we're laughing heartily at the cheesiness of the last 20 minutes - and this was a premiere crowd which usually acts more positively to a film than a normal one.

What's really frustrating with the movie is the pace - its as slow as a wet rag. DePalma uses long blocks of similar scenes so he'll do 20 mins of talking and 20 mins of action rather than mixing about 7-8 mins of both one after the other. This has the advantage of creating the potential for some truly great memorable cinematic moments, but its never once achieved - everything feels so cold. You don't warm to these characters at all, so you don't really care what happens to them. The musical score is awful, extremely loud and out of place. Throughout one action sequence there's some kind of large church organ music playing which ruins any attempt at suspense during the scene.

The martian landscape FX are beautiful and despite the overuse of CG towards the end, for the most part the FX are quite good. Pity the story, dialogue and characters weren't. - Garth Franklin. Score: 3/10.

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User Comments

10/10/09 Gary What a piece of shit! I wouldn't even wipe my ass with the film reel. HORRIBLE 1 stars
9/29/09 CSB Pure rubbish... 1 stars
10/31/08 Shaun Wallner Very Boring! 1 stars
2/04/08 Pamela White mission average 3 stars
1/06/08 Tyler Sciortino Mind-numbingly bad. 1 stars
11/18/07 Tee Given a choice, I'd rather watch a sewer than this again. 1 stars
5/01/07 Indrid Cold Not so bad. Obviously De Palma was going for a 2001-style slow-paced elegance. 3 stars
2/09/07 David Pollastrini HORRIBLE, ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE 1 stars
8/18/05 ES Gary Sinise & Tim Robbins I thought forn sure this thing was going to rock 3 stars
2/21/05 Captain Craig Should have paid for a technical advisor. Missed potential 2 stars
1/28/05 Charlie I would rather have my fingnails torn off with pliers than have to sit through this again! 1 stars
9/27/04 P.Rodriguez Grossly Underated. 5 stars
8/11/04 Nikolai Soviet techno propels uppity from nihilistic psychotic compatriots to wanton skanks embrace 1 stars
7/29/04 Evan Good God! what a load of crap. 1 stars
5/31/04 Nobody Has absolutely no believeability. 1 stars
2/18/04 john unbelievably bad - so bad it becomes an achievement in being bad 1 stars
2/04/04 Jingo P. NOT the way De Palma should end his career. Bland, lame, and HUGELY cliched. 2 stars
1/04/04 Jeanette I thought it was great. positive ending 5 stars
11/30/03 john hard to believe until you actually see it - unbelievably bad! 1 stars
7/06/03 Jack Sommersby Technically adept but emotionally aloof. 2 stars
2/18/03 P.Rodriguez If da "pretty crappy" kiddies wanna go watch a mov I suggst SWEp1 so u can get off on jaja 5 stars
2/11/03 Ubu the Ripper Proof that Brian DePalma was replaced with a retard lookalike who can't direct. 1 stars
10/24/02 Charles Tatum Better than Red Planet 4 stars
10/23/02 Keely Allison When the end credits rolled, I had to wake up the two friends who were with me 1 stars
9/24/02 Eric 7of9, I heartily agree. Great movie for those who ever dreamed of discovery. 5 stars
6/18/02 7of9 Get Fu#@ed brainless idiots out there, everybody else enjoy 4 stars
2/26/02 Butterbean "The Best sci-fi since Contact"? That's not a compliment, but it sums up my review, Ric 2 stars
1/23/02 Jim Zzzzzzzzzzzz 2 stars
1/18/02 Spyguy2 WOW this sucked...Gary Sinise looked like he was in drag 2 stars
12/08/01 Monster W. Kung Unoriginal, but not nearly as awful as the idiots say. Wait for cable. 3 stars
8/27/01 ric Best sci-fi since Contact. 5 stars
8/09/01 E-Funk Bob, Lord Of Evil wrote the greatest fucking review...this movie is awful. 1 stars
8/07/01 rtheerman i love sinise, the music, but needed more meat to the script. Slow doesn't = good. 4 stars
8/06/01 badfish Call me mindless i dont care.Loved it,own it! 5 stars
7/04/01 Monday Morning Pretty good...compared to "Cabin Boy". 2 stars
7/01/01 chad I just want the car he drove in the begging 2 stars
4/24/01 I love movies pretty bad............................................................................... 2 stars
4/10/01 Gary This is a stupid and boring movie. 1 stars
3/07/01 Mike Whoever puts anything other than total crap should be shot with DePalma! 1 stars
2/23/01 INCUBATOR C`mon, people, it`s good and it could be true from the scientific point of view. 4 stars
1/16/01 bats oh, what crap! oh, what BORING crap! 1 stars
12/17/00 Tom it wasn't that bad! God, try watching Battlefield Earth, then you'll know a bad film! 3 stars
11/23/00 Tob1 A waste of my precious time..See you in court mr DePalma 1 stars
11/14/00 KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi Hopelessly depressing yet devoid of any sort of nuance. Robbins and Sinise deserve better. 2 stars
9/30/00 lainey louise worse fuckin movie i've seen 1 stars
9/18/00 Suzz Bad. Really, really bad. 1 stars
6/16/00 Terry B. This movie sucked more than any other movie has ever sucked before. 1 stars
5/07/00 punkass Not as bad as some have suggested, I have seen many, many worse films this year. 3 stars
5/05/00 Konnektedzki Bad dialog, bad plot, bad science, and an all-star cast in the worst roles of their careers 1 stars
4/29/00 MR joel harwood . 1 stars
4/29/00 Richard Wright After 2 hours of this utter tripe I expected was a great ending so I waited and.. WHAT?! 1 stars
4/21/00 Danny Sykes Good concept that was very underrated 4 stars
4/20/00 Maclay01 Derivative yes. Hokey yes. Homogenized yes. But good sci-fi & great FX. Come on its Disney! 4 stars
4/18/00 Brien OMG that SUCKED! 1 stars
4/16/00 Steve Brian DePalma can't direct a movie and this is no exception 1 stars
4/10/00 Garry Johnstone A truly appalling movie. 1 stars
4/10/00 Louis SUCKS 1 stars
4/10/00 lazt lighten up,it's good sci-fi fun!!! 4 stars
4/08/00 burton t. e. miller sloooooowwwww.... 2 stars
4/07/00 SID I was expecting cow shit, and I ended up really enjoying it. Maybe you will too. 4 stars
4/06/00 kohawk the movie was so fucking funny that instead of leaving, I stayed if only to ridicule it 1 stars
4/06/00 Bruce so bad it was laughable 1 stars
4/03/00 PJ Why DePalma, Your talented, the movie was a kiddie movie with no substance, and theme. 2 stars
4/01/00 Pat L 120 minutes instead of 90 because of too much sloppy emotion. Zero-G dance scene was nice. 2 stars
4/01/00 entropy I thought hollywood finally got the idea, i guess not 1 stars
3/27/00 Lame-Oh holy Swiss cheese, it blows. makes the folks at NASA look like morons 1 stars
3/26/00 ITCHYPINGY mission to mars? more like mission to your anus, this movie blows ass chunks! 1 stars
3/26/00 Malbert mission to HELL!!!! what the fuck?!?!?! 1 stars
3/25/00 Chartsy Oh, the humanity! I can't believe movies like this are made. 1 stars
3/25/00 malcolm not the action film i hoped for but still very good. robbins' last scene was wonderful. 4 stars
3/25/00 Lipian This movie is the biggest piece of shit that I have ever seen. Fuck you Mission to Mars 1 stars
3/22/00 Kandor I forgot that I'd seen this movie by the time I got home! Even the special effects suck! 1 stars
3/21/00 Laura ouch. that one hurt 1 stars
3/21/00 dash Pretty cool. No monsters, invading aliens or evil machines. Some actual thought occurred. 4 stars
3/19/00 Adam I get the feeling this is gonna clean up at the Razzies next year... 1 stars
3/19/00 Kris Reilly Wonderful cinematography. Stiff dialogue and acting, corny music, and a very corny ending. 3 stars
3/17/00 Dirty Dave Capone horrible movie, did anyone catch the CORNY music played throughout this shitty movie?SUCKS! 1 stars
3/15/00 Sine This film's so bad, it's hilarious. You've gotta see it, if only to redefine 'bad' 4 stars
3/15/00 pipeman looks good, but otherwise is painful to watch. Ack. Ptui. 1 stars
3/15/00 Lame-Oh Houston, we have a problem. It's a sissy movie. 1 stars
3/14/00 Stan Wright It's no Oscar winner, but still a good sci-fi ride. 4 stars
3/14/00 Ataraxia In a'serious' scientific movie you really shouldn't break the laws of physics several times 2 stars
3/14/00 Richard Lewis Pretty disappointing, and I worked on it! 2 stars
3/14/00 Terrance Phillip This movie is like none other before, please for the love of god don't see it. 1 stars
3/14/00 TODD REEK BLOWS CHUNCKS/ IS THERE A RATING LOWER THAN SUCKS ALL ASS ? THERE SHOULD BE 1 stars
3/13/00 JonnyAngel plop...plop... 2 stars
3/13/00 Captain Highcrime Yet another attempt by H'wood to explain the meaning of life. BORING! 2 stars
3/13/00 woo hoo Ehhh....good if you like schmaltz 1 stars
3/13/00 eric 'reverend' maultsby tried to be contact but profoundly failed, go see the ninth gate 2 stars
3/13/00 Jim The future is lame: SUV dunebuggy elec. cars, recursive self vidtaping, Van Halen in zeroG? 2 stars
3/13/00 Matt Bad science, corny lines, wooden delivery. Still, they go to mars! go see this! 3 stars
3/12/00 Louis OH. MY. GOD. this movie sucked in the worst way. see wonderboys instead 1 stars
3/12/00 Brian I kept hoping for it to redeem itself, but it just kept pulling out sci-fi cliches 1 stars
3/12/00 TimmyToday Was as cold and distant as the planet Mars is from earth. 2 stars
3/11/00 Antigone Great material for Mystery Science Theater! Remember, don't drink and laugh your ass off. 1 stars
3/11/00 nthdegree@hotmail.com it sucked really bad. 1 stars
3/11/00 ladislau Erik, you're right! Good-old-plain movies are rare these times! Two fingers up! 4 stars
3/11/00 mike b depalma's done it again. ripped everyone off to make another mediocre genre movie. avoid!!! 1 stars
3/11/00 Ben Ryan Too much story in a poorly acted storyline.. 3 stars
3/11/00 Xalt Got cheesy at the end. 3 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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