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3.04

Awesome: 19.01%
Worth A Look28.17%
Average: 13.38%
Pretty Bad: 16.2%
Total Crap: 23.24%

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Solaris (2002)
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by Mahone

"The movie, Solaris, was everything I hoped it wouldn’t be"
1 stars

Director Steven Soderbergh has taken one of the greatest science fiction stories of the past century and given it a lobotomy with a dull butter knife; in place of the dark but coherent vision of master writer Stanislaw Lem, we get meaningless glitz, regurgitated glitter, a sanitized politically correct script, and are treated to not one, but two, lingering and gratuitous shots of George Clooney’s ass.

The movie, Solaris, was everything I hoped it wouldn’t be: vapid and banal and a whole bunch of other negative adjectives. Once or twice the promise of Lem’s original idea seemed about to peek through–and it was this false hope that kept me from walking out of the theater.
Basically, the movie is about Chris Kelvin (George Clooney), a psychiatrist who is sent to space station Prometheus, orbiting the planet Solaris, to investigate strange events that are happening there. Once on board, he goes to sleep, only to awaken and find his dead wife, Rheya (Natasha McElhone), in bed with him. Other people at the station also have “visitors” and the planet Solaris is suspected of being behind the manifestations.
The central problem of Soderbergh’s Solaris is that the story’s main character (Solaris, the sentient planet) is missing: In the original plot Solaris has been trying to communicate/interact with humans for some time and by a variety of means. The phenomena occurring onboard Prometheus–probing the deepest level of the crew’s subconscious minds, their Ids, and then producing facsimiles of persons it finds there (their deepest desires)--is the latest phase of its interaction: Unfortunately, Solaris either does not understand, or care, that the higher aspects of human consciousness filter out much of the mucky desire we harbor in the deepest recesses of our minds. Though some of these harbored desires may be productive, most are not. We certainly do not want our friends and families knowing what secret desires, motivations, and guilt we harbor–and this unwanted exposure is exactly what Solaris begins doing: making the specters of our subconscious spring to life.
Of course Soderbergh’s Solaris doesn’t touch on this theme; instead, he changes it to “making the dead we once loved come back to life.”
In the book, one of the first things Chris Kelvin encounters on the space station is an anachronistically placed Negro giantess, naked save a grass skirt--the apparent manifest fantasy of one of the station’s now deceased inhabitants–walking to the morgue cooler to be with her dead progenitor. This telling encounter is altogether missing from the movie. Also in the book, another of the scientists on board will not open his door more than a crack; behind the door Kelvin hears the sound of a giggling child–a clear indication that the pederastic fantasies of the room’s occupant have come to life--to his regret. In Soderbergh’s Solaris, we do get a glance at a child running through the space station, and find that he is the dead son of the aforementioned scientist. Ah, doesn’t’ cleansing that nasty old plot feel good? Never mind that such changes hinder any meaningful interpretation of the story.
Occasionally, Lem’s vision seems about to peak through Soderbergh’s script: A dream visit to Kelvin from his deceased friend Gibarian gives us brief glimpse into what Stanislaw Lem was intending to convey, which is that we don’t always get to understand things. "There are no answers, only choices," the dream vision of Gibarian says in the movie. In Solaris, the novel, Gibarian, sums up the problem of understanding Solaris’ motives by stating: “When there are no men, there cannot be motives accessible to man.” Gibarian’s visit, sadly, is perhaps the only moment in the movie that resonates with Lem’s original idea.
There was one last-minute plot twist not found in the original story that seemed to portend interest: one of the space station’s human residents turns out to be a psychic manifestation that killed the original–but it led absolutely nowhere, leading to the conclusion that it was thrown in for giggles. In the end, it only served to further obfuscate an already tenebrous plot
There is good news for director Soderbergh: His Solaris should prove of interest to the medical community since it possess an almost anesthetic dullness. (“Molar extraction? No problem. Wait a second while I cue Solaris up.”)
Director Soderbergh took a classic work of science fiction and eviscerated its central theme; he managed to turn Mozart into disco; it’s as if he rewrote the Superman story–left out Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, Kryptonite, Lex Luther, super powers, and the battle between good and evil--and transformed it into a tale about an introverted newspaper reporter who likes to caper about the city while wearing a red cape and tights.
Certainly, to those not familiar with the plot of Solaris, the book, the movie is (as a brief on-the-spot audience survey demonstrated), as abysmally confusing as it is meaningless. A question for director Steven Soderbergh: Do you actually think this tepid, truncated, politically-correct piece of fluff you have produced has merit? Do you realize this is on an artistic par with Battlefield Earth?

Science fiction fans might be prompted to ask: How does director Soderbergh sleep at night? And the answer is, of course, very peacefully–since his dreams are probably as dull and uneventful as his version of Solaris.

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User Comments

9/03/09 Woofers Thought it was boring remake of Forbidden Planet 2 stars
6/01/09 Jeff Wilder A good idea. But one that would've worked better in book form 2 stars
9/29/08 PAUL SHORTT A TEDIOUS, SELF-INDULGENT BORE 1 stars
9/02/08 Brian Mckay visually and emotionally engrossing. Long and slow paced, but never felt tedious 5 stars
3/23/08 Andrew Earl Singer A waste of film, I watched the commercials and switched off the movie! 1 stars
7/29/07 Martin I dissagree, it's one of the best movies of 2002 5 stars
6/11/07 LesnTea Watched it again, liked it more. Natascha's stare creeped me out! 4 stars
6/06/07 gr117 A tremendous bore. 1 stars
4/25/07 unknown Very blan.. takes a minute for you to understand the plot. Clooney is of course not bad 2 stars
12/16/06 MP Bartley Sombre, but thought provoking. Clooney is mis-cast though, while Davies annoys endlessly. 4 stars
7/31/06 Marty good acting, great visual/audio combo, and it keeps your mind busy. mood movie 4 stars
6/02/06 PR ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 1 stars
3/06/06 Indrid Cold The answers to metaphysical questions are too pat, but better than most Hollywood sci fi. 4 stars
1/22/06 Jim Huh??? 4 stars
12/30/05 Agent Sands An overlooked piece of good filmmaking. 4 stars
11/24/05 JP I was mesmorized from the first frame. The blend of sound and pyschology were perfect. 5 stars
10/03/05 Tim the Enchanter Disemboweling yourself with a rusty fork is better than watching this movie 1 stars
9/11/05 R.W. Welch Doesn't make a lot of sense but has a certain fascination about it. WAL for sci-fi addicts. 3 stars
5/07/05 Ronin Not that good and not that bad either. The book is much better! 3 stars
5/02/05 Negative Emotionally stimulating ! 5 stars
2/03/05 the Grinch Honk SHEWWWW, Honk SHEWWWW, Honk SHEWWW 3 stars
1/05/05 Rinec A cerebral classic! Action film lamebrains avoid! 5 stars
10/21/04 Helen This movie is extremely confused and its very slow. 3 stars
8/26/04 Steve Newman Very confusing - would not watch again 3 stars
8/16/04 Daveman A disappointing remake of a masterpiece but still has its moments of genuine profundity. 4 stars
8/11/04 Rolo Watch it in the dark when you've had a few! Shame it wasn't longer! 5 stars
7/17/04 Absynthe Beautiful photography. You need an imagination and brain to appreciate this movie. 5 stars
7/11/04 Rob You need a brain to appreciate this film! 5 stars
7/06/04 dean loss 5 stars
6/09/04 Nadie Trust me this movie is extremely boring unless you're watching it while doing illegal drugs 1 stars
6/01/04 Charlene Javier Cute mooning, though! 1 stars
5/31/04 Nobody Absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!! 1 stars
5/09/04 reptilesni ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZ 1 stars
4/24/04 Daniel Harris Mind-numbingly boring!What was Clooney thinking? 1 stars
4/23/04 Cupid Stunt No brainers will hate it! People who like lobotomised all action films will too! 4 stars
4/17/04 Michael Greenwaldt Could have been interesting/hypnotic, but is instead boring/stupid! George's ass was nice. 2 stars
4/13/04 The More You Know had the eerie effect of glazing over my eyes til i swore i'd died & put in a cryo-chamber. 3 stars
4/11/04 Wildcarde1 not good science or fiction 1 stars
4/06/04 Agent Sands Definitely Soderbergh's most claustrophobic, but effectively creepy. 4 stars
2/06/04 coladdict Watch it when stoned. it moves at just the right pace 4 stars
1/22/04 The Velcro Warlock Best part is fleeting glimpse of Natascha McElhone's pooper. Otherwise muddled. 3 stars
12/20/03 I Would Not as good as Tarkovsky's masterful version, but still well worth your time. 4 stars
11/23/03 smartmusician so dull I fell asleep 1 stars
11/07/03 Capt' Fox Strange like the original book by Stanis Law Lem. But it draws you in and you have to watch 4 stars
10/23/03 Frostbite Falls Gonna' Love It or Hate It - Loved It 5 stars
9/26/03 othree compelling like Vonnegut and Bradbury 4 stars
9/24/03 JesseL Through a garden hose! I'm a Clooney, this was painful. 1 stars
9/16/03 Kyle Seems a tad pretentious. 3 stars
9/13/03 wyntrout Worse than 2001 -- the movie, not the book! 1 stars
9/10/03 Ph0 the most underrated film of our time 5 stars
8/25/03 Jason I fell asleep. I hate it. I hate it. 1 stars
8/12/03 Big B Fails on every level. Candy shell with helium inside. 1 stars
8/11/03 Amy About that.... 4 stars
8/04/03 AgoraphbicVideoAvenger About an hour and a half of George Clooney's face and not much else. 2 stars
8/03/03 James Crabtree Much better than expected. I dislike Clooney, but this was good. 4 stars
7/31/03 Daddy Plaid Twas a love story, plain & simple. 4 stars
7/07/03 Matt Thiel I still don't think this film works 3 stars
7/06/03 Mopsa I saw it months ago and I'm still yawning 1 stars
6/25/03 toto Ha,collupsed movie previews of Original.Cameron is only enough for buisiness. 1 stars
4/13/03 George Jung One of the best movies of 2002. 5 stars
3/21/03 Goksel Sahan Definetely, a great movie..... 5 stars
3/16/03 Cameron Slick Slow-moving, cerebral, and ambiguous, Solaris is not a movie for everyone, but IMO awesome 5 stars
3/03/03 WestcoastPunk What a load of shit. I fell aslead like 10 times 1 stars
3/01/03 alien assassin If you don't like this, watch "Event Horizon" on DVD 4 stars
1/29/03 Troutman Coolee Dumb story. Fleeting glimse of Natascha McElhone's pooper was best part. 3 stars
1/26/03 thejames Great film, wished it was longer but its good for the attention span of most people. 5 stars
1/22/03 Angolmois Seems like the movie takes 2 chapters out of the book and expands it. Lem deserves better. 3 stars
1/13/03 TheOthersFan its almost endearing how philosophical Solaris wants to be, if it didnt suck so bad as this 1 stars
12/16/02 D Not as beautiful as the original, story was tighter.Should have expanded on book. 4 stars
12/16/02 Mickey With A C Linda Lovelace didn't suck more than this 1 stars
12/15/02 Titus Bizzare. Fun to watch if you're into slow and subtle. 4 stars
12/12/02 WestcoastPunk What a load of shit. I fell aslead like 10 times 1 stars
12/12/02 Max recomended to read a book before seeing a film. it's deep, filosofical&poetic. 4 stars
12/12/02 TheOthersFan Solaris wants so much to be the philosophical allegory that it knows full well it isn't. 2 stars
12/12/02 cpbjr Really uninspired and completely uncompelling. 1 stars
12/10/02 R. Siby Horrible 1 stars
12/10/02 Greyjack Kind of a Terence Malick meets Stanley Kubrick kind of thing. I liked it. 4 stars
12/10/02 ^ZuLu^ Reminded me about 2001 - except for the depth of the story. Nothing special. 3 stars
12/08/02 "Yes the shit." I ll give it time. But not yet. I was annoyed by the abrupt ending. Davies was wasted. 2 stars
12/07/02 astrotart Don't see it if you're sleepy. Otherwise its bright, dreamy & romantic (w/Clooney's heiny!) 4 stars
12/07/02 ownerofdajoint prettybadstuffbigletdownexceptfornataschamcelhone 2 stars
12/06/02 Suzz interesting in a slow, uninvolving way, not on a par with 2001 3 stars
12/05/02 KingNeutron Loved it. B patient - like 2001ASO but shorter. If u cant understand it @ 1st give it time. 4 stars
12/05/02 Vagile Rare a film like this is made anymore 4 stars
12/04/02 Angry Black Man Clooney's ass stole the movie!!!! 1 stars
12/04/02 Justin A. Dyer This is by the far the worst film that I have ever seen. We walked out during the film. 1 stars
12/04/02 whtie bread A big waste of fucking money!!! This film is shit. An infant compared with 2001. 2 stars
12/03/02 rue the whirl very good if you can wrap your brain around it 4 stars
12/03/02 jc its slow but intresting 4 stars
12/03/02 Rich Cirivilleri I'd liken this to eating a bowl of mashed millet while sitting in a stainless steel cube. 2 stars
12/03/02 Mickey With A C You should die for this Soderbergh 1 stars
12/02/02 poetchuck Hal is the only thing missing from here 4 stars
12/02/02 Bert Zillian Intriguing, and Clooney's great, but in the end, not that provocative. He's dead. The end. 4 stars
12/02/02 ajay The movie is way too slow-paced, I wanted it to be over. 2 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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  27-Nov-2002 (PG-13)

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