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Overall Rating
3.31

Awesome41%
Worth A Look: 13%
Average: 8%
Pretty Bad: 12%
Total Crap: 26%

1 review, 94 user ratings


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Romeo + Juliet
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by spork-girl

"Bah. At least there are succeful versions of this available."
2 stars

"My only love sprung from my only hate. The Classic Love Story Set in Our Time." <--that pretty much sums up the wrongness of this movie.

Don't get me wrong. I believe Shakespear is largely timeless. But if you're gunna update it, do it right. And no matter how you coolify it, it's still shakespear, so teenyboppers are gunna be bored. ESPECIALLY if you leave the text intact. I love Leo and all, but even *I* know most teeny boppers, no matter HOW enamoured, will tire of Elizabethan speech.

I have to come clean. I was looking forward to this movie, I love teh Shakes man, I love Leo, I love Claire, I love Jamie Kennedy, I was all happy. Did I enjoy the experience? No. Not only did I find the movie seriously lacking, my movie experience was consistently disrupted by bored teeny boppers talking, moving, or otherwise being stupid pissants. I believe that the goal of this movie, to entertain a fairly specific demographic, was a boneheaded idea. But let's move on because I'm not nearly done.

Where to start where to start. Well, let's start with the positive. The costuming was awe inspiring. And this is the only movie in which Leguizamo doesn't piss me off. And it ends there.

The negative. Besides being a boneheaded premise, I don't even feel it was executed that well. I understand that the director was going for a modern, edgy, fastpaced, wild ride of a movie. But why? Again, boneheaded concept that should never have gotten past the pitch stage. Shakepearian language is not meant to be spoekn or manipulated like that. The speeding up of film at various moments is pointless and just ads to the muddled, sloppy feel of the thing.

The acting is not without merits, but it so overshadowed by everything else, it wouldn't make a difference one way or another. The set design is stupid and distracting, as is the soundtrack.

It's a shame such a great piece of literature had to be butchered and ruined for so many young souls. 2 stars.

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OFFICIAL SELECTION: 2005 Brisbane Film Festival. For more in the 2005 Brisbane Film Festival series, click here.

User Comments

1/23/10 Jerome C. As of 2010 - classic 4 stars
4/06/09 kat it sucked. end of story. it was too pathetic to be even called a movie. 1 stars
2/10/09 Lo Butchered?? No! The setting was modernized, but the plot *is* Shakespeare! Love it!!! 5 stars
2/09/09 sam this movie made my butt want to suck a lemon!!! 1 stars
4/16/08 Spoony All style, no substace, designed to appeal to apathetic Gen. X teens. An embarrasment. 1 stars
1/16/08 fredman innovative and brave and inspiring 5 stars
10/22/07 Beau This romantic tragedy was fantastically made, great casting, music best modern re-make eva 5 stars
7/11/07 Hello Stranger a very intense movie 4 stars
5/02/07 Dude did not like shakespeare this way 1 stars
11/19/06 ania I love it!!!! Its AWESOME! One of the greatest movies i ever saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
10/26/06 wayne kerr ya mum was beter than this piece of shit movie n so was ur grandma 1 stars
10/25/06 karlay It was bloody awesome!!! 5 stars
10/22/06 Mimz Baz Luhrmann said he wanted to make the movie as Shakespeare would have - and he did. 5 stars
5/23/06 Liese The creativity involved was genious, but the busy set took away from Shakespeare's intent. 3 stars
5/03/06 Anthony Feor Shakespear is turning in his grave after hearing of this god forsaken film 1 stars
4/18/06 t- doug leo could have donw way better - his acting seemed faked to me 2 stars
3/12/06 Simon Sloppily done at times yes, but Shakespeare 4 stars
2/13/06 I just wished they didnt use the Rennisance age Slang, that was stupid I just wished they didnt use the Rennisance age Slang, it was pretty damn good 5 stars
11/08/05 Major Bludd wow.......... 1 stars
9/07/05 Naka Nothing classic, perhaps, but utterly original and absorbing. See this film. 5 stars
8/30/05 LS Galvin Underrated - brilliantly slick direction! 5 stars
8/18/05 ES I never could figure out why he got banished in California instead of the death penalty 3 stars
8/03/05 Danny Vile. Simply vile. Go rent the classic 1968 version to see Shakespeare done right! 1 stars
7/26/05 Tyrantis Way to make Shakespeare suck, Luhrmann! 1 stars
3/13/05 ELI To say this film is a piece of shit is an understatment. extremely stupid 1 stars
2/05/05 Kyle How anyone out there thinks this film is awsome is beyond me. It's a piece of s**t 1 stars
1/12/05 ashley nash it is awseome 5 stars
1/09/05 john farries i thouth it was thrilling. loved it 5 stars
12/09/04 Kristina Williams Helped me understand that shit I had to read in lit class 5 stars
11/19/04 amba this film tortured me. don;t watch it!! 2 stars
11/11/04 random* "Bard? What Bard?" fair attempt, but several actors struggled with the language 2 stars
7/19/04 Erik I love this movie. Charming and romantic. 5 stars
7/14/04 Daveman A patchy, inconsisten adaptation, but the church finale is a work of art. 3 stars
7/02/04 kimberley heywood I reckon that this film was excellent and worth watching it captured my heart 5 stars
5/13/04 Yasu A great modern adaption. 5 stars
2/14/04 Jingo P. One of the most orignal films of the 90s, if nothing else. NEAR-BRILLIANT!!! 5 stars
1/24/04 Elena I wish I could review this movie. It's a scintillating, colourful adaptation. 5 stars
1/23/04 aleasha worst film ive ever seen 1 stars
9/09/03 herz Timeless story, the original text, perfect visuals, great soundtrack, what else do you need 5 stars
9/08/03 Kyle Without a doubt, one of the WORST films ever. 1 stars
6/25/03 the Grinch Baz Luhrman directs 2 hour music videos and calls them movies.. 2 stars
5/30/03 kellywelly LOVE IT! 5 stars
5/12/03 Jareth The idea of middle english spoken by the MTV generation is just stupid and wrong. 3 stars
3/28/03 Atanu Get a new mind, with an open window - for intelligence. 1 stars
1/24/03 Pinkline Jones Has all the Style and Beauty of an upchucked kebab - an Arty Farty Mess 1 stars
12/09/02 Jarran Heywood Get a new reviewer, with an open mind 5 stars
11/29/02 Goofy Maxwell Baz' style can't give "Romeo" cultural relevance cuz he undervalues hip hop influence. 3 stars
11/08/02 STEVE EVEN TOTAL CRAP REVIEW IS BEING TO GENEROUS!I HATE SHAKSPERE,OH ROMEO OH GIVE ME A BREAK!! 1 stars
10/22/02 lcmitchell it was great 5 stars
9/26/02 snowconehead better than moulin rouge 5 stars
8/28/02 .Choadushouse. Visually amazing and beautiful. Acting superb as well. SHAKESPEARE...kind of LAME. 4 stars
8/12/02 Barmaid's Shoal Tire Awkward transposition. (And Shakespeare didn't write novels, Andrew) 3 stars
7/12/02 drkdahlia bad shakespeare, awesome visuals 5 stars
6/06/02 Chowie weou'npmc 4 stars
5/15/02 Betty it fucking sucked, learn to make movies asshole. 1 stars
3/04/02 bazrocks the 2nd in the baz luhrman trilogy, beautiful! 5 stars
2/10/02 Frances Oi u bloody twats... This was fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!! 5 stars
1/15/02 Andrew Carden Very Bland and Corny Adaption Of The Shakespere Novel. 1 stars
11/27/01 morgan baz is incredible! his modern look at shakespeare is wonderful and reflects a unique art 5 stars
10/08/01 Kat Slattery Wow!visually fantastic baz done william justice! 5 stars
9/03/01 Butterbean Better than I thought it would be. Visually stimulating. 4 stars
6/19/01 the Grinch Baz can kiss my moulin rouge azz. What a hack! 1 stars
6/15/01 zombie stupid piece of shit. i would rather get an enema than watch this again 1 stars
4/16/01 Del R A surreal, modern adaptation of Shakespearean Poetry, truly a work of art! 5 stars
3/22/01 Sthenno Fast paced,tense directing and good perfomances make this rendition an interesting film. 4 stars
12/29/00 Kristi I love this movie its the best version ever!! 5 stars
4/19/00 malcolm i say i hate Leo but i really liked R+J, Quick and the Dead, and Titanic. go figure 5 stars
3/24/00 Lesley Best movie I have ever seen 5 stars
3/08/00 Kyle Broflovski Surreal, haunting, and thought-out. 5 stars
2/25/00 fredi themel romantic masterpiece 5 stars
2/17/00 Bozo Everyone who hated this movie should be hit by a bus & dragged, then raped, then killed 5 stars
1/27/00 PervertedPixie Kickass Shakespear! That Mercutio guy was so HOT!! 5 stars
10/21/99 Tony Daquano THe beginning stops this film from an F 1 stars
10/05/99 strike Unlike anything i have ever seen! Forget Titanic, this is the 90´s romance! 5 stars
8/22/99 Ali well adapted to modern society........has a universal theme 5 stars
5/28/99 Ferggie This movie sucked especially because of no-talent DiCrapio and Great Danes 1 stars
4/28/99 Jeff Shakespeare is ROLLING in his Grave. DiCrapio BLOWS! 1 stars
4/28/99 DeShits-io DiCarpio was in it - enough said! 1 stars
3/21/99 AMANDA I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! 5 stars
2/20/99 Piz I wouldn't see it more than once but it well done artistically, and the leads to a good job 4 stars
2/18/99 Daria Hey, I liked it, even if it had Claire Danes in it... 5 stars
2/11/99 Ayako Romantic and Leonardo is a babe! Love Leo! 4 stars
1/19/99 donkey_dew LOOKS LIKE I AM NEARLY ALONE WHEN SAYING THAT I LOVED THIS MOVIE. AWESOME. COOL IDEA TOO. 5 stars
11/27/98 Mr.Pink Fuckin'fanbloodytastic!!!! 5 stars
11/24/98 Fred Fuck you Baz, I hope you meet Shapespear in the afterlife and he kills you. 2 stars
11/13/98 Jules I hate Leo as any other self-respecting 30 something but this movie was COOL... 4 stars
10/30/98 Silent Rob Natural Born Lovers...? Willie S. busts it MTV style. 3 stars
10/14/98 Chi-Fan Hu Talk about a confusing dialog. Movie sucked too. 1 stars
10/06/98 katherine it's a modern r & j, yet they're still using the funky language. too mushy too sad. but leo 4 stars
9/26/98 Maegs Yes, it was chopped. Yes. it had Leo. I liked it anyway. Call me a Shakespeare Bitch. 4 stars
9/24/98 Nate Dogg piece of shit... 1 stars
9/06/98 Kid Pee-Pee The first few scenes got me through the rest. It should have maintained that style. 3 stars
8/29/98 Johny Had brief moments of style, but updating it was just a bad idea in the first place 2 stars
8/28/98 {{{OZ}}} Great opening half hour, not too foul thru the rest. Leo doesn't stink as much as usual. 4 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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