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1/07/09 Bethany Cox Not that bad! Tim Curry was entertaining! The Solomon Mine scene gives me nightmares! 7/26/08 The Dork Knight gave up once i saw the laser gun 12/06/06 Captain Amazing Not as bad as they say - but still not great. Good if you like jungle movies. 8/10/06 Dragon The Artist This would make a Sci Fi Channel appearance, complete with a visibly animatronic gorilla. 1/02/06 cody semi good flick with some elements of story , cool characters, but movie way to ambitious 8/17/05 ES Amy likes adventure movie, amy is a good judgeof movies 6/03/05 Indrid Cold Laura Linney's wholesome beauty is the only thing this crapfest has going for it. 3/18/05 april massaway yr total wrong its cool tthe whole and guts splatting everywhere was sweet/ ransid 3/16/05 Ronin not that bad 12/27/04 sue b stop eating my seseme cake! 11/03/04 Random Flying Chicken I was only impressed by Amy's machine. Everything else can go down the loo. 8/01/04 Kathryn Knowlton piece of crap with a monkey that sounds like its retarded 7/14/04 Brandon Knight I think it was pretty god dam good. 6/10/04 Eric that review is soooo right! holy crap, awesome job 4/26/04 Jay Not as bad as everyone makes it out, cheesy at times, has some memorable dialog. 11/21/03 Cloey Not even close to the book, but good if you can get past the ugly gray gorilla suits. 10/26/03 Kafka THIS IS SO KAFKA.... 8/06/03 Double G STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE, still I HATE MONKEYS !!! 6/01/03 leon %%0qwe AMY:AMY ME STOP EATING SESIMIE CAKE!UGLY UGLY BAD BAD STUPID STUPID YOU STUPIDGORILLAGRAY!! 5/12/03 Jack Bourbon Not even really a movie. 4/02/03 Zach Stop eating my seseme cake. 10/23/02 Anastasia Beaverhausen Just because you KNOW Spielberg doesn't mean you can DIRECT 8/03/02 Kino first pg-13 movie I saw ( a damn long time ago) so when I saw it it was good. 7/27/02 Soulis rent this if you like science fiction, I enjoy dialogue more each time it's on cable 11/21/01 colin I love the movie espesily when they find the apes. so stop eat ing my sesame cake! 11/21/01 R.W. Welch Unconvincing hodge-podge devoid of believable characters. 10/29/01 Andrew Carden It Wasn't That Bad, but It Was Very Boring. 5/03/01 chad gentry its cool to see the gorrillas attack the harmless people 4/16/01 ChiefAlDog Almost as bad as 'Sphere.' Read Crichton's books, you'll actually learn some cool stuff. 4/04/01 J.MORTELL I THOUGHT THE MOVIE WAS BETTER THAN THE BOOK 2/15/01 KyLe*BrOfLoVsKi Could have been worse...I mean, someone could have urinated on it. 12/13/00 The Amazing Rando Call me weird, but I liked this movie. Ernie Hudson plays the best role ever. 11/13/00 The EVIL Penguin I wish i giave this ZERO stars. Very awful 10/02/00 Madoc69 Don't waste the time / read the book its really great too bad they screw the movie up 3/25/00 Richard Wright Utterly preposturous film,you get the feeling one of the featured apes is behind the camera 7/07/99 Ben Leostein Rating: *½ (out of ****) Category: "Below Average" 4/23/99 J monkeys and sets looked fake. poor adaptation of book. 3/16/99 Go Swans Come on people, it wasn't that bad. 1/25/99 Chloe Marie Elestenogoph (clatter@hotmail.com) That monkey sure looked fake. The book's better, for sure. 12/20/98 Bats Why does Michael Crichton write good novels and then lets them (or himself) be prostituted? 12/11/98 Scion of Graveheart Read the novel. Movie sucks more ass than MC Mario's party mixes.(well, some)( 11/25/98 Fred This movie sucks like a Hoover. I don't want to give it ONE star. 11/23/98 Lord Of The Dunce The thought of giving this even one star is just nauseating. 11/02/98 MR HOLLYWOOD !! um.....i liked it....BUT ITS GOT FUCKIN SHOCKING F/X AND ACTORS 10/30/98 cyanide rush even ash and frankenferter can't save this one 10/18/98 Kwyjibo Terrible, awful, pathetic. Just stupid in every way. Not a skerrick of intelligence. 10/13/98 philip id rather suck my mom's clit than see this again 10/01/98 Flea Bitten Nut Turds. What a waste of film. 9/27/98 katherine suckssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss shittttttttttttttttt 9/14/98 Chip Taylor APES THAT R RIPOFFS OF JURASSIC PARK DINOSAURS. 9/06/98 Janine read the book 9/05/98 Kid Pee-Pee What the hell were they thinking? This was shit on just so many levels. 9/02/98 J-Guy Jurassic Park worked! Let's make more effects driven DUNG!!! shitty movie. 8/31/98 The Gorilla's mom Even I couldn't enjoy this steaming pile of splatterpoop. 8/29/98 Matt I want the time back that i wasted on this movie 8/29/98 Miss Stress but tim curry was in it, oh wait he died, nevermind, it sucked. 8/28/98 Mister Whoopee This film and "Speed 2" is playing an extended season at the Hell Cineplex.

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