"What would Brian Boitano rate this movie if he was here right now"
Brian Boitano would give it five stars - that's what Brian Boitano'd do. Smart guy that Brian Boitano. "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" is the most savage satire I've seen since "Network" and that's saying alot. It also contains more profanity than all movies made last year combined, and that's saying even more.But of course that's the point. Haven't we all grown tired of everyone in this fucking country blaming everyone but themselves for their mistakes? Haven't we heard enough from the idiot politicians that it's not the child's or parent's fault that they're bad but the movies? And goddamit, aren't we tired of the cowardice involved in blaming projected images on a screen for all of society's ills? The kids in that redneck mountain town are well aware that what they're hearing and what they then repeat is wrong but they say it anyway. The parents blame the movie instead, Kenny goes to hell, and war is declared on Canada. Along the way, everyone and everything that can be satirized is, from religion to the thinly disguised racism of the military. And through it all, they get it right. For instance, what do we do in this pathetic political culture to raise better children? Use common sense, discipline, and love? Of course not. We use technology. We get V-chips installed in our TV's to protect our children rather than WATCH TV WITH OUR CHILDREN!!! And so in South Park they install the V-chips directly into the children themselves. Not once does any parent attempt to see the movie "Asses of Fire" or talk with their children about it or try to understand even one percent of what the real problem may be. Ain't that America. Of course, all of this is done with comedy that pounds you in the head like a sledgehammer. It's funny. Very funny. Fucking funny! Half the time the laughter simply comes because you can't believe what you're hearing and the other half comes because if you don't laugh you'll be too offended to watch the rest of the movie."South Park" is vicious, savage, intelligent, and funny. If anyone tells you otherwise, just tell them to "shut your fucking face, Uncle fucka."
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