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Overall Rating
2.34

Awesome: 13.21%
Worth A Look: 9.43%
Average: 9.43%
Pretty Bad33.96%
Total Crap33.96%

3 reviews, 35 user ratings


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Thirteenth Floor, The
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"You can go there even though it doesn't exist?"
2 stars

The Thirteenth Floor has the unfortunate timing to follow closely in the footsteps of the box office smash "The Matrix", starring Keanu Reeves and last year's successful film "Dark City" - it has not avoided the critical comparison. Each film uses the same "questioning of our own reality" premise and in this comparison, "The Thirteenth Floor" has come up as the poorer instalment.

Based on the novel "Simulacron 3" by Daniel F Galouye, the film centres around Douglas Hall (Craig Bierk - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Long Kiss Goodnight), a man accused of killing his boss and close friend, Hannon Fuller, (Armin Mueller-Stahl - Shine, The Peacemaker). Fuller, a software engineer, had created a fully functional simulated computer world modelled after 1937 Los Angeles. This world was designed complete with digital characters possessing a sense of self, through which it was possible to "jack-in" to the computer and download your own consciousness into a character.

It is after one of these downloads Fuller is murdered by an unknown assailant. Unfortunately for Douglas he has no memory of the night of Fuller's murder and becomes the main suspect in the police investigation. It is therefore up to him to discover the truth behind the murder and prove his innocence.

As the movie slowly (I stress slowly) progresses he begins to unravel the mystery behind his boss's death, the unexpected arrival of Fuller's daughter, (Gretchen Mol - Rounders, Music from Another Room), and the real truth behind the world they created in 1937 as well as the present world. The Thirteenth Floor lacks the effects and action of "The Matrix" or the quirky, bizarre nature of "Dark City", yet these could have been overlooked if they were replaced by stellar acting, or an original and engaging plot. This is not the case and the film is the lesser for it.

On a positive note, Vincent D'Onofrio, (Full Metal Jacket, JFK) slips between his dual supporting roles, un-nervingly well - while the film's cinematographer, Wedigo Von Schultzendorff, has created the look of the 1930s LA scenes for the classic "film noir". Josef Rusnak, (his first solo directing job) has done an adequate job, but the story moves too slowly and predicably for the audience to ignore the film's shortcomings.

It begins to pose questions of accepting reality, Descartes: I think therefore I am, appears at the start of the film, causing one to ask, but am I really thinking this? Instead of continuing to make the audience uncomfortably question what they take as life, Rusnak introduces a romance between Mol and Bierko and ignores building the suspense necessary to carry the audience through to the end. In trying to hide premise till the bitter end, with the possible intention of tantalising the audience, Rusnak has unfortunately waited too long and bored this viewer.

Spiralling from fantasy thriller to cliché-riddled whodunnit, the plot is too quickly unravelled with a predictable and unsatisfying ending. If you have seen either of its predecessors, this is definitely a wait for video release. (Naomi Morrison--filmnet.org.au)

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User Comments

3/16/08 ladavies I hated this movie. I would have walked out, but it was at a drive-in. 2 stars
10/14/05 steve newman what a disaster - wish the actress was naked though 2 stars
8/11/05 tatum Overshadowed by The Matrix, but a great film on its own 5 stars
5/05/05 Indrid Cold Better than Dark City, but blown away by the Matrix. Some good mind-bending moments. 3 stars
8/02/04 P.Rodriguez SUCKS?!! OK then each to their own. I loved it 5 stars
5/15/03 George Jung We should send this shit to countries we hate so they can fucking watch it. 1 stars
2/14/03 john Wasted opportunities with bad acting and very hollow feel. Stylish but boring nor probing. 2 stars
8/09/02 Jiz Like a higher-budged Outer Limits episode. 3 stars
7/07/02 R.W. Welch Virtual reality stuff with rather flat characters and without the jazzy F/X of Matrix. 3 stars
4/23/02 Vitality1 Well, watching yummy Bierko made the movie bearable. 3 stars
4/17/02 Mitja Podgajski Transhumanitic movie. I love it. 5 stars
11/12/01 Andrew Robinson Well I enjoyed it! 4 stars
1/29/01 Soggy Bottom Boy Better than people give it credit for. Great set design, definitely a memorable film. 4 stars
5/03/00 P.Rodriguez Good piece of Sci-fi- just short on becoming a great one 4 stars
4/25/00 Danny Sykes Sorry but I prefer it to the Matrix. Underrated 5 stars
2/07/00 David good, makes you think, not for stupid ppl 5 stars
12/13/99 SID No wonder it was ignored. It came out at the time of "The Matrix!" I liked it equally. 5 stars
10/14/99 Joel Hardy You can only understand the movie if you have seen ' The Matrix ' ! 4 stars
10/14/99 Lame-Oh Sheer stupidity. Couldn't watch it to the end. 1 stars
10/10/99 Viral Messiah lame-o movie 1 stars
9/11/99 Timbo Fuck Craig Bierko and his mom 1 stars
8/19/99 Admiral Crunch no comment 1 stars
7/25/99 Craig apparently, in the future, we will all live in metal tube buildings in the ocean. 2 stars
7/24/99 Vampyre9mm Good idea, bad acting...needed nudity 2 stars
7/16/99 Jo Jo, The Idiot Circus Boy Err...the girl next to me compromized so she wouldn't have to see the martix!!? Bad Idea. 1 stars
7/06/99 James Coffey Don't compare this movie to 'The Matrix' they are in completely different genres. 4 stars
6/27/99 Bill Sheridan I laughed at this movie...literally...rarely are movies THAT BAD. 1 stars
6/25/99 Annearchy, Damme, Satanne This was delirously terrible. I choked on my own vomit and passed out. 1 stars
6/11/99 16 in. of swingin' meat and a bucket of balls I'd rather watch Reeves slur his way through THE MATRIX again. The 13th blew mutant goat 1 stars
6/08/99 Savahoo I cried and cried, I kissed 2 hours of my life goodbye! 1 stars
6/06/99 Neurotikal Confusing as hell. Interesting idea once it's grasped, though, 2 stars
6/04/99 Ah Dooey A stupid rehash of The Matrix, but not that cool. 1 stars
6/03/99 merrip god damn this trash! someone watched the matrix on crack one too many times! 1 stars
5/29/99 the DUDE This movie was cool -I like Craig Bierko. Story was very cool but The Matrix was better. 5 stars
5/29/99 Mr Showbiz Go see The Matrix if you want to really question reality. 3 stars
IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS FILM, RATE IT!
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USA
  28-May-1999 (R)
  DVD: 03-Dec-2002

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Australia
  02-Sep-1999 (MA)



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