"The reason that when I met O'Donnel I made an ass of myself."
Okay, you all know what's wrong with this film. Instead of bashing everything that is wrong with it, I am going to pitch a new movie to you all. Enjoy!It all started with Batman Forever.
It all ended with Batman and Robin.
He needs to be stopped.
Dead or alive.
SCHUMACHER RUN! When your movie goes too far!
FILM SYNOPSIS As the Ed Wood like director failed at his last Batman outing, BATMAN and THE TWELTH STEET SYUMPHONY ORCHESTRA, he finally realized that perhaps the Batman films were not the best forums for his attempts at gay porno. Alas, it was too late. The audiences have seen it. Now he's on the run!
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" If they could've somehow got Jar-Jar in there when Shcumacher got his balls shoved between his teeth, it would be the best film of all time!" Fucked-in-the-ass man.
" In the same vein as the Fugitive, Schumacher Run provides non stop entertainment at a snuff film level of 8mm, and at the level of action of Batman and Robin" some guy-man.
" Sometimes I wonder why the hell I don't make films... The death of Schumacher was my idea to begin with," Roger Ebert
"..." The corpse of Gene Siskel.Ask me about how i bitched Chris O'Donnel out. Go on, ask!
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