Everyone should see this movie. If only to ponder for a second how nice it is to have fingers that don't cut people. Think about it. Fingers are really important. Yes, like that.I think the only person who DIDN'T consider this point was Winona Ryder. I mean, in searching for a potential mate, doesn't, say, the use of fingers factor in at ALL? I for one find hands an extremely important part of a man. Big hands = turn on. I have massive hands for a girl and I personally would like a man with bigger hands than me. Oh, and it would be a plus if I could, you know, TOUCH THEM without cutting myself.
Plot summary: Edward Scissorhands was build by a maniacal genius in his castle up on the hill. The castle overlooks a wonderfully stylized suburb. Winona lives there. Her mom discovers Edward on an avon call. Blah blah blah he falls in love with her, the town hates him, but he's a genius, oh no, blah blah blah.
Good things about this movie: It is frickin cool. The concept rules. The exectuion, visually, is exceelent. The setting is perfect. Johnny Depp is very pretty, and I like it when he doesn't talk. Dianne Weist rocks.
Bad thigns about this movie: Winona is not blond, will never be blond, and looks retarded as a blond. This movie is majorly corny.If you can get past those, you'll really enjoy this movie. It's worth your time, I swear. 4 sporks.
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